okaii...
on the agenda 2day>>>How do you annoy someone without being around them?

well, its fairly simple!
someone being annoying you for a while but dont wanna go near em incase they r suspicious? well, its something that I figured out only a few hours ago when I was walking home from school and this absolute COW was shoutin stuff like "fugly slut" at me n other stuff like that, I had managed to control my mouth for a while...
But today was just IT! I turned and gave her evils then turned back, I was on the phone and was REALLY NOT in the mood to get into an argument with her. Me and Carris and Jenni and Helen all gave her evils at the same time and it had good effect, she immediatley shut up, but when carris and jen went to do a paper round and helen went the other way to go to her house, I was on my own. She chose this time to stand up and shout "who are you scowling at?" I was gonna ignore it, and I would av, I so would av, only she walking towards me, trying to figure out something quick and witty to say back to her like "oh, nothing much...just a lil RAT!" -which I thought of afterwards *doh*- I just shouted "what does it look like im scowling at, eh?" by now she was walking even faster, she was REALLY tall, but she didnt scare me, why should I be scared of her? what power did she have over me? she doesnt av hardly any m8s. nope, I wasnt scared, I wasnt even a tiny bit hesitant. It was a big hill that she had to walk up to get me, so I turned and walked casually away, she stopped following after a while and went back to her four friends.
apparently she had found out that I had been bitching about her WHICH I AVENT!!!
SHE CHATS BULL!!!
GRRRRR!!!!
I h8 ppl who bitch about other ppl!

anyway, this is basically a few plans I'm going to be trying to annoy her whithout having to go ANYWHERE NEAR HER SO I CANT BE ACCUSED OF BITCHING BECAUSE I HAVENT EVEN BEEN AROUND HER!!!
you should try em, they r quite good:
1)Go to some of the places that they normally go at break of dinner, but make sure that you get there first, so they have to go somewhere else.
2)whatever you do, no matter how tempting it is, dont insult them when they insult you, and dont get into a fight with them or anything, just smile and say "okay". ITS REALLY ANNOYING TRYING TO HAVE A FIGHT WITH SOMEONE WHO JUST WILL NOT FIGHT BACK!
3)see it as a game, and the more they insult you, the more you can use it your advantage, dont take anything they say too seriously, and try to backfire their insults on them as much as possible, it will make them look like total fools.
4)Take it all lightly, dont take the insults to heart and just laugh at her saying how pathetic she really is when she says something like that to you, becuase shes trying to annoy you, it will annoy her that your not getting annoyed by her insults and the whole scheme will backfire on her.
5)Have loads of fun with your mates, she will be too wrapped up in bitching about you to have any fun, so when she sees that your having a good time it will really tick her off.

That all I can think of so far, but if you have any more feel free to repost this and add your own story and advice to it!

xox!
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